Hairy the First

Hairy the First

In the four years since the Seattle Sounders, the local Major League Soccer team, began playing in town I’ve been to some twenty home games. By no means am I a die-hard fan: I don’t know a large number of the players and I’m yet to paint my face...
Snapshots

Snapshots

Once again, it’s been a while since I last wrote on this space. I wish I could plead some grand excuse—a no-punches-pulled, one-on-one interview with President Obama; a drug-smuggling caper gone terribly awry in the jungles of Costa Rica; a tragic wardrobe...
Rick Moranis, Sex Dwarf

Rick Moranis, Sex Dwarf

I’ve written previously about some of the characters who exercise beside me at the gym. Recently I’ve had my eye on a guy I think of in my head as Rick Moranis. I think of him this way because he looks exactly like—and I do mean exactly...
Lorenzo

Lorenzo

When we had asked him his name he said, “Larry,” and he smiled with awkward excitement before adding, in a high pitched and self-amused giggle, “or Lorenzo if you’re in Italy.” We were not in Italy. We were in a park in Seattle, which is...
Shhh

Shhh

Generally speaking, our local news here in the Northwest is pretty tame: sometimes a baby Orca is spotted in the Sound or a kitty gets stuck in a tree, and local editors often have to make do with watery pablum about the new ferris wheel on the skyline or this...
Feeling Proud

Feeling Proud

It’s that time of year again: this Sunday is Seattle’s Gay Pride Parade, which means the Hill where I live has gotten FESTIVE! Rainbow flags hang from shop windows, light posts are striped in colors, and despite the ceaseless rains (welcome to summer in...