Earlier today, Thursday, August 25, 2011, I was at the drugstore when I came across the following sign. In truth I am unsure why of all people the drugstore folks have access to this information—it seems to me the sort of knowledge better reserved for religious or spiritualist people or organizations—but in the face of such mysteries who am I to squabble? Behold below the beckon and burgeon of tomorrow’s today, and if you’re the type inclined to lottery play I’d recommend the Bartell Drugs on Pike & Broadway.