by aaron | Nov 14, 2025 | blog, Essays, not-fiction
We all know black’s the color at the opposite end from white where no light is visible. Despite knowing this, if I asked you to look at the following image and tell me which one is black, you might run into some problems: I recently had dinner with a liberal...
by aaron | Nov 2, 2025 | blog, Essays, not-fiction
The data on Alejandro Kirk are clear: he’s the slowest player in Major League Baseball. Kirk’s so slow that despite being twenty years older than him, I’m (mostly) confident I could beat him around the bases. Admittedly, I could never hit a 98mph slider, which is a...