Millerism

Millerism

William Miller was a clergyman from Massachusetts who was certain Jesus would return on October 22, 1844. Your reading this now says enough about that theory.   This was not the first time Miller predicted Jesus’ return. In 1822 Miller postulated that Jesus would...
The Common Cold

The Common Cold

It starts in your hands. You wake one morning, tired and groggy, and it’s not until brushing your teeth you realize the soreness in your hands. As the day progresses tightness expands across your low back. You stretch and pop three aspirin but by evening it’s clear...
Numberball

Numberball

Billy Beane is a former baseball player whose career most people zip past for the simple fact that it was pretty average. But I find the fact that he played major league baseball for six years pretty awesome! Seriously—it’s amazing when anyone gets to the...
The Yellow Bird

The Yellow Bird

This morning the light seeps through the trees as if it had been spilled. The sun is distant and hazy and you watch it slowly climb. It’s in no rush and neither should you be. Your back is tight and it’s not until you pinch your shoulders together that you...
A Royal Rubbernecking

A Royal Rubbernecking

No Kings is an objectively silly name. Outside of very specific revolutionary situations it sounds goofy, a name for a porn production company or a casino slot machine. Googling either option makes me nervous, so instead I’ll talk about the recent No Kings protests,...
Owliver

Owliver

I am fortunate to live surrounded by trees. As trees make good homes for birds, I am also surrounded by birds. I do not believe this makes me fortunate, for among the many things birds are is noisy.  That may sound obvious. After all, it’s a well documented...